
(via wonderlanddaydream)

‘Turn around bright eyes…’ I sang with maniacal naivety.
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
(via sharkbyonly)
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
oh
i was not prepared for that
thank you for that sudden bout of vertigo
(via hrhblaine)
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
(via hrhblaine)

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
It looks like Voldemort was holding a spoon like Harry came in when he was making cereal or something
(Source: overtimeisacrime, via caboodlecats)
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
(via hrhblaine)