Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
or she tries to force you to nap so you just end up laying there whilst your friend sleeps.
most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel
date a guy who bakes. date a guy who bakes pies. date a guy that wears dark clothes and likes dogs. date a guy who solves murders in his spare time. date a guy that accidentally killed your father. date a guy who you can’t ever touch. date a guy who wakes the dead. date ned the piemaker
cling film kisses
writing on european trains, one of my favorite things in life.
If only we had done something this cute, we just sat there, ate too much food and danced around our cabin when we felt loopy.
i’m kinda glad that my parents don’t listen to my requests cause when i was younger i asked to have a hammock instead of a bed. what the fuck was i thinking?
Leonardo Dicaprio standing up expecting applause for his home movie he directed, only to get muffled giggles and someone yelling the exits are locked.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)